Robin Banks. 2006.

"Hey! Albut."

"Yes, Lilly my love."

"We are allmost there, so we must be very careful for I have heard there is a Robin Bank around these parts."

"Surely you mean bank robber my dearest Lilly of my life."

"No Albut, I mean Robin Bank, there is a bank that takes monies out of its customers account without telling them and then they keep it."

"Lilly, I think you are getting parranoid in your old age, there is no such thing as a Robin Bank."

"Albut, listen to me you silly old goat, my friend lived in this place called Wibsey for 26 years and had a bank account with a bank on the high street, she was eleven pence overdrawn and they took nigh on eighty quid off her in charges, they even took it out of her account even though she did not have owt innit, she did not have an overdraft aggreement but they still put her into the red for their own benefit, we have to be careful Albut. New Labour have destroyed our way of life and some Banks are running amok taking what they want off people who have nowt."

"Don't worry Lilly my luscious lovely lady with the nice round boobies, when I show them the size of my chopper they will not rob us."

"Ohh Albut, you have got a lovely chopper."

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