Climb on board the Spaceship Caravanus 2025.

A caravan lifts into the air with eight people onboard. The man at the front has the power to control the vehicle in every way possible, he is taking these happy and willing humans on a long journey, all are looking out of the window to witness take off to Space, it is a unique Spaceship designed and built by the driver to give ordinary people a chance to travel into Cosmic Space, the Caravan is encased in a force field to protect it and the occupants, the engine is quite simply powerd by Dark Energy extracted from Space using a special compressionable box . see diagramme underneath.

Take off.

“Now we are passing through the Cloud Zone, each Cloud has a copy of any building built on the planet Earth in all the ages, as you can see there are gillions of them.” said the controller.
“Hang on a minute, how can a cloud hold all that weight?” shouted doubting Thomus.
“The copies are made of Dark Energy which is weightless.” answered the controller."

"Is my House there?" asked Polly

"Yes it is Polly but we are not going to look for it." he replied.

They entered the Silent Zone.

The caravan stopped.
“Right everybody I want you to listen carefully and tell me what you can hear.”
There was deadly silence apart from what sounded like running water.
“I can hear water dripping.” shouted Egbert.
“So can I.” shouted Loppy Lugs.
“Is there someone in the toilet?” asked Controller.
“Yes Polly is in there.” answered Sally.
“Polly get the shit out of that toilet and stop making noises.” shouted Controller.
Polly came out all red faced and stood behind Loppy Lugs.
“Right, lets start again, listen very carefully and tell me what you can hear.”
Several minutes passed and nobody spoke, until one did,
“There is no sound at all.” said Fondarella.
“Exactly, you have hit the nail on the head, there is no sound at all, no alarms, no yobbos shouting, no bikes without exhausts, no jet engines, just complete silence, is it not beautiful?. We are going to take advantage of the silence and create something arty. In the drawer over there is all the tools needed to make a work of art, if for any reason something is missing you can request it using the Art tool request pad, just write what you need in it then put the pad back and it will appear in the drawer. Then when you have done creating , write down what tools and techniques you have used, there is no reason to put down what the image means unless you want to.” said Controller.

The group went over to the art drawer, Egbert was the first to open it, he looked for a while and then he chose his tools, as he did, the ones he took were immediately replaced as if by magic, this took the others by surprise as they instantly reappeared.

 'Still in the silent Zone'  Egbert's artwork.

“Hey up Controller I have done.” said Egbert as he handed his work in.
“That was quick.” replied the Controller.
“Aye, well, no point in messing about, I am not an artist but have give it a go.”
“I am not going to ask you the meaning of the picture.” said Controller.
“Good.” said Egbert.

The image was on a4 paper using three photographs, a poser pro character, and computer software. The title was ‘The Greeneyed Monster’

'Still in the silent Zone' Nelly's artwork.

“Yowt, Controller, heres my effort.” shouted Nelly in a bossy stroppy sort of way.
“Wow, Nelly that is quite good.” said Controller as he hung it up on the caravan wall.
“It is Oil on Canvas.” said Nelly.

Title of the work is. ‘The Skull and Cat bones’

 'Still in the silent Zone' loppylugs's artwork.

Snipenose Loppy Lugs handed his picture in without saying a word. Controller hung it on the caravan wall.
“It is Oil on canvas.” said Loppy afterwards..

'Still in the silent Zone' Polly's artwork.

Polly walked sexily up to the Controller.
“Hello, do you like my picture?” she asked seductively.
Controller took the picture with his now shaking hands, his legs went all wobbly.
“Yes I do like it.” he said meekily.
Polly smiled at him and walked away.

“It is pen n pencil n crayon on a4 paper. I call it ‘Emulation’.” said Polly.

'Still in the silent Zone' Sally's artwork.

Sally crept up to the Controller and tapped him on the shoulder.
“I have finished.” she said as she handed him the picture.
“Nice one Sally.” he said.
“It is a water colour of a beautiful house in France on a3 paper. I named it ‘Belle’.”

Spaceflight. 'Still in the silent Zone'  Thomus's artwork

Thomus took his picture to the controller, he put it on the wall.
“It is a coloured pencil drawing, I call it The Beacon.” said Thomus quietly.
“I have seen that pub somewhere before.” said the controller.
“It was in a film called Rita, Sue and Bob too.” answered Thomus.

Spaceflight. 'Still in the silent Zone' Fondarella's artwork

The Controller was in the toilet getting rid of some waste materials from his body. Fondarella waited patiently with her artwork in her hand, until he came out.
He was a bit shocked to see this beautiful woman waiting outside of the toilet. She got a whiff of a strange odour as he opened the door it was so strong, she put her free hand over her nose.
“Here is my picture.” she said whilst coughing and spluttering, it is pen and pencil with two poser 8 characters. I call it ‘Strange encounter’." said Fondarella as she rushed to get away from the area. The controller put the last picture on the wall.

“Are you not doing one?” asked Polly.
“No, art is not my strong point.” he replied.
“It is not ours either, but we had a go.” shouted Loppy lugs.

Spaceflight, on the way to the Moon.

“We are moving out of the silent zone and heading for the Moon, anyone hungry can go to the galley and get whatever they want to eat and drink.” said the Controller. 
“How do you controll this caravan?” asked Fondarella.
“It is driven by Dark Energy. We have been tapping into it for thousands of years, maybe one day you lot might learn how to do it.” replied the controller.
“What do you mean you lot? are you not from Earth?.” asked Fondarella
“Good heavens no, I only visit here now and agin to take earthlings sightseing.”

Spaceflight, on the Moon.

“Right everybody we are now on the Moon. I want you all to go out and explore and try to find an American flag, whoever finds it first gets a prize, it is very important if you do find it that you leave it in its place and just take a picture to prove you have seen it. Any questions?” said the controller."
Thomus put his hand up.
“Yes Thomus.”
“I don’t think there is a flag of any description on the Moon, it was just an hoax.”
“Trust me Thomus it was no hoax, it was all true and you are here yourself now.” said controller.
“Okay then, how do we breathe if there is no air?”
“Good question, if you all look into the drawer at the side of the door, you will find small gadgets that when pressed will envelope you in a cacoon of warm air which will last for one hour, the flag is less than ten minutes away from here so pick your gadget and direction and go find it, good luck.”
Fondarella did not waste time she went straight to the drawer and picked up a gadget and pressed the button.
“Is there an airlock?” she asked.
“You do not need one, the atmosphere in here is protected by dark enery just go through the caravan door with your gadget turned on.” replied controller.
Fondarella went straight outside and travelled in a straight line towards the planet Earth, the others soon followed her out and went in their own directions.

After ten minutes all seven were at the Flag site, "Wow that is amazing, take a picture of me with the Flag" said Polly, "and me" said Thomus, "let us have a group picture." said Sally. "That is a super idea." said Fondarella, she placed a Camera that she got from the Art drawer on a Rock and aimed it at the Flag. "Three stand to the left and four to the right of it." she said. Then she set the Camera delay to ten seconds and ran into position, "Say Cheese." she shouted. The Camera took ten pictures.

Here is one of them.

They started to return to the Caravanus, all were excited to see the pictures when they get there, "It is so easy to walk on the Moon." said Thomus.

"Look at the Earth." said Loppylugs. "I am dying for a Pee." said Polly as she tripped over a Rock. Egbert helped her up, "Are you okay.?" he asked. "Yes, i'm fine." she replied. "We have to re-enter the spaceship through the other Door to de-contaminate." said Nelly.

They slowly went through this Door in an orderly manner, all the dust was sucked away by a powerfull vacuum and ultra violet lights shone down on them. Polly went straight to the toilet.

Once back inside controller asked who was first to get to the Flag, "We all got there together." said the group.

"Let us see your pictures then." he asked. The pictures were put on a large monitor for all to see. "What is that.?" shouted Sally whilst pointing to the red dot. "It is Mars." said controller "Not that one, the other one." she replied. Controller looked closer, "I am not sure, it looks like a Comet, you lot have something to eat and I will get us closer to it." Before he went to the controlls he looked at the picture and zoomed in, very intriguing he thought.

Spaceflight. The speed of Dark.

“How does this caravan , spaceship or whatever it is travel through space?” asked Thomus.
“As I said to Fondarella earlier, it is powered using dark energy, but our larger ships use all the contents of deep dark space compressed into a small cube.” replied the Controller. 
“How do you do that?” asked Thomus looking bewildered.
“It is very complicated, look at this diagram I have drawn it shows you the basic principle.”
“How can you compress something that is not there?”
“Oh my dear Thomus, there is more in the dark of outer space than you could ever imagine, even we know of only a small percentage of the contents and we still discover amazing things all the time.” replied the Controller. "What is your name?." asked Polly  "My name is Samari, I come from a Planet a long way from here, I have a strange feeling that the Comet near Mars on the picture is actually one of our larger spaceships but we need to get closer to confirm it, if it is then you seven are in for an amazing experience." "Samari is a strange but nice name." said Fonderella. Samari the controller calculated the Comets speed at 143.500 Earth miles per hour so he set the Caravanas speed to 241.777 Miles per hour. "I suggest we all get some sleep before we catch up to it, if it seems to be taking longer than I thought I will speed up a bit." "Can we stop for a trip on Mars.?" asked Penny. "I don't see why not." replied Samari.  They all went to Bed.

Seven hours later it was Polly who was the first to awake, she made some toast and a pot of tea and sat beside one of numerous windows to stare at the object we were chasing, she did a drawing of what she could see, it was still a fair distance away with a short tail facing the Sun, the amount of Stars she saw was also amazing. Samari walked in, "Hello Polly, did you sleep well.?" he asked " Yes, but I woke up and kept thinking of this mysterious object, what could it be?." "I know what it is." said Samari. as he stared into the void of Space. "I will speed the Caravanus up a bit more, we should reach it soon and all will be revealed." The object itself seemed to be sending Jets of light in all directions as if it was changing course to get closer to Mars, Polly moved closer to the window. Loppylugs walked in. "What are you doing?" He asked,  "I am staring in wonder of what it could possibly be, and then I am going to draw a picture." replied Polly. Loppylugs looked out as well and then went to make a sandwich and cup of Coffee.

Polly's drawing.

"Loppylugs look, I have drawn what I see, there is something in the Coma shooting jets of light out, it looks like a Submarine." said Polly excitedly.     

All the others appeared one by one, Egbert was the last. "That is a good drawing Polly, What is it?." he asked.

"Look out of the window and see for yourself." she replied. Egbert looked out. "It is a very large Comet." he said.

"Listen folks, it is not a Comet it is one of our evacuation Ships, I have spoken to them and asked for permission to Dock with them, it will take several more hours to catch up and then we slow down and go inside the Ship, they will have to turn their Pertron protection Shield off at the side of the Ship for us to enter, the Pertron at the front is permenanty on to protect against Micro Meteorites and other projectiles flying in their direction, you will Love this very rare and wonderfull experience, everybody on board is friendly and approachable, I am hoping my very best friend Leander is on board so I am as excited as you." said Samari with a smile.

Thomus being allways doubtfull and inquisitous asked, "Who are they evacuating?."   "They are evacuating good Souls away from the bad Souls on Earth, we can tell who is bad by their Auras so only the good Auras are given the choice to come to our Planet or not, those that want to go end up on one of these evacuation Ships, you seven can stay on the Ship or go back with me on the Caravanus." replied Samari. "How big is that Ship?" asked Sally. "It is 4.8 Miles long, 2.7 Miles high and 2 Miles wide, there are 500,000 bedrooms with full amenities in all of them, waste is recycled and fresh water is extracted from the fabric of Space itself, there are 20,000 Cyborgs and 2000 Robots, the Ship is controlled by Cyborgs. People are on board but only to keep an Eye on things, they are on their way to Earth but they wanted to look around the Planets first, I have been checking you Earthlings out for many years now and now and again take them on a trip around their Solar System. I did not know of the Ship coming here this week." said Samari.   "I cannot wait to climb onboard." said Polly. 

"Here is a picture of the Spaceship without its Pertron Shield engaged, parked in our Solar System." said Samari.

"Does it have a name?." asked Fondarella. "That Ship is called Patreena, after one of our most famous Ladies, who sadly passed away."

Nelly was watching the News on a seperate screen, "They are talking about it on T.V., the majority of Scientists think it is a Comet, others believe it to be an Alien Spaceship, ordinary people are hoping it is Aliens coming to sort the terrifying governments out on our Planet, it is very interesting, some amateur telescopes can see us getting closer to the Comet and are calling us an Asteroid, the ones who get paid by the Taxpayer are blatantly lying."

Samari put his hand on Nelly's shoulder and reassured him, "Nelly, it is okay, good people will be given the choice to escape from the traitors to humanity who are causing mayhem for their own benefit, they will all be left to mix with their own kind, the Earth will dispose of them and all will be well, trust me Nelly you will Love your new Home if you chose to go there."

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